Joey Barton will miss the start of the season

Unremarkably, Joey Barton will miss the start of the Premiership season.  Remarkably, it’s not due to suspension.  He hasn’t been up to his usual high-jinx of viciously assaulting team-mates or putting cigars out in peoples’ eyes.  Instead, he has suffered the most fashionable injury in football: the fractured metatarsal.  A statement on the Newcastle United website read:

“He sustained a partial fracture of the fifth metatarsal in his left foot.”

Barton picked up the injury during a 1-1 draw in a friendly with Carlisle - a game which Michael Owen missed due to a thigh strain.  It seems that a change in manager hasn’t yet brought Newcastle a change in fitness fortunes.

5 Responses to “Joey Barton will miss the start of the season”


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    serves him right, the wee bastar*

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